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« on: January 22, 2007, 11:44:42 AM » |
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Does anyone no any good jokes ?? go on make me laugh   |
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 07:18:25 PM » |
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Hmm... hang on...
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Get it?
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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horsez101
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 10:19:11 PM » |
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Mmmhmm. Those are funni. At least i'm not a dumb blonde. (No offense, blondes) No harsh words since my bff is a blondy!
No funny jokes. SORRY!
out of laughs,
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Like I CARE about your petty problems! I have a show horse to deal with! Shows = MY LIFE!!! First place or bust, baby!
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2007, 11:58:48 PM » |
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Those are good jokes! I am a blonde but not as in dumb blonde... it depends what mood I am in, though.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 03:06:06 PM » |
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 09:13:16 PM » |
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Like I CARE about your petty problems! I have a show horse to deal with! Shows = MY LIFE!!! First place or bust, baby!
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 04:05:08 PM » |
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I LARRRVE those jokes , I love things that make me laugh Because thats the type of person i am Kate |
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 08:13:00 PM » |
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okay. i have one.
You know you live in 2006 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your teacher doesn't even have the ability to do your homework.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
i thot it was good. it was on barnbabes's fanfic profile. Thanx Anette!
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It's either first place or last how I see it. Take your pick!!!
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill
Horses... How the hell could we live without them!?!?!?!?!?!
~showgrl <3
SHOWS ARE MY LIFE!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 01:29:21 PM » |
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that last one was funny. i really did do the thing about #5. i like that joke
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone!  My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2007, 01:32:32 PM » |
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i liked those blonde jokes. LOL! i'm a blonde but i don't worry about it. i have my blond days too
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone! My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2007, 01:34:17 PM » |
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heres one that i thought was funny
An elderly Florida lady (over 55) did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition; for the same reason, she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat!
She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale teenagers were reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone! My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2007, 01:36:25 PM » |
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one of my friends sent this to me
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his arms and hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.
The little boy loudly yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone! My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2007, 01:40:47 PM » |
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My mom sent this one
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
10 little piggies
2 calves ,
1 a_ _ (Donkey)
and an unknown number of hares
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2007, 03:28:06 PM » |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH lol I larrvve those jokes that have recently been put on !! And also the old jokes Kate
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2007, 10:25:22 PM » |
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i'm glad you liked them
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone! My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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