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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2007, 05:28:45 AM » |
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Thanx
I do like them , v.v.v.v. much
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2007, 10:26:21 AM » |
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they're really, really funni!!!!
lol
rofl!!!!!!!
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It's either first place or last how I see it. Take your pick!!!
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. ~Winston Churchill
Horses... How the hell could we live without them!?!?!?!?!?!
~showgrl <3
SHOWS ARE MY LIFE!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2007, 09:03:34 AM » |
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Okay ...
My friend sent me this blond joke
Here it is ,
There was a blond , brunette and a Ginger !!
And they were walking through a field and they came across a magic lepracaun ( I can't spell )
the lepracaun said
" Thats my rainbow " , he pointed to a pretty rainbow a mixture of beautiful colors , And spoken again
" Yooh may slide down it , and as yooh are sliding yooh must say a word , whatever word yooh say yooh will land in a pot of it "
First went the Brunette , as she slid dow she shouted " GOLD "
and she landed in a pot of gold
Next was the ginger ,
As she slid down she shouted " SILVER"
Last was the blond
As she slid down she could't think of anything to say so she just went
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
And she landed in a pot of wee !!!
lol ,
odd i know , but funny as well
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2007, 07:44:00 AM » |
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ok a 1 legged jockey is about to get on the horse so he pats the horse and says hello and the horse replies how are you gettin on! get it maybe not bye, cherry  |
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i love jumping
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2007, 09:31:00 AM » |
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HEHE , I like it , good joke Kate |
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2007, 05:58:52 PM » |
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good jokes guys
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Horses Rock! There isn't a life that's been lived without horses in it. P.S. I'm friends with everyone!  My sig. is of Sundance, my foal that died October 17, 2007. Lets all remember him in our hearts. |
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2007, 09:27:59 PM » |
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Heres one that my friend sent me
Grant me the serenity to accept the thing i cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that i may have to kiss tomarrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember....
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
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« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2007, 10:22:03 PM » |
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lol. mockery i like it  |
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deferential. i say tomorrow i'll do this and tomorrow i'll do that. well tomorrow has come and gone and still i've done nothing.  |
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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2007, 10:27:12 PM » |
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thanks, i like it too
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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2007, 08:44:26 PM » |
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lol. that's funni!
i like this thead. it's very intresting and HILARIOUS!!!
Here's one blonde joke:
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
"Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."
The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.
"He only has one ear, " was her answer.
"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."
This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"
"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"
Hmm, it might not be very funni, but, you'll live...
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Like I CARE about your petty problems! I have a show horse to deal with! Shows = MY LIFE!!! First place or bust, baby!
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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2007, 10:46:12 PM » |
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it was funny. i thought so anyway
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2007, 10:16:26 PM » |
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thanx.
i wunder who the next person to make me laugh will be....
hmmm.......
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« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2007, 01:34:37 PM » |
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Ohay .. I will try , but not sure if i will suceed ? Right , A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods and they come across a magic ball !! The magic ball says " I will grant yooh 3 wishes each " They both think " great " And first the bear says : " I wish all the bears in this forest were women " His wish is granted Next the rabbit wishes for a motor bike and get onto it ! Then the bear says " I WISH ALL THE BEARS IN THE NEIGHBOURING FORESTS WERE WOMEN" Again his wish is granted Then the rabbit wishes for a motor bike helment , he puts it on and revvs the engine of his motor bike , the bear says to him " Youve wasted 2 of your wishes " And the bear wishes that all the bears in the world were women Then the rabbit stops and thinks for a minuet and after a while he says : " I wish the bear was Gay " And drove off !!! Funny  Mabey not ?? lol KATE |
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Okay,i once got asked
"Yooh have horses , so are You ritch and posh"
Well if i was ritch i wouldnt be doing my own mucking out.
And just because i have horses dosent mean im posh , it means im privileged to have them.
So as the advert saying goes Yooh dont have to be posh to be Privilaaged
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« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2007, 01:36:33 PM » |
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