share your jokes

[sportychick]

what did the poilceman say to his tummy?
you're under a vest!

[Montana]

haha good one 

There were 2 cows in a field
One said to the other "what do you think about all this mad cow disease then?"
The other one said "I dunno Im a sheep!"

I find this kind of dum joke hilarious 

[OhSoHorsey]

I've Got A Funny One Thats A Tad Rude But If U Want It PM Me.

What Does The Pink Panther Say When He Steps On A Bug?
Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Dead-ant Deadydy-ant!

[sportychick]

good jokes! how about this, what does baby corn say to mommy corn?
where's pop corn!

[clooneyfan]

good one!
what happens when a baby eats rice crispies?
it goes snap, crackle and poop!

[~*Rach*~]

Ohhh...I have a good one.

There were three guys. One was asian, one was chinese and one was american. They all were climbing a mountain together and it turned out to be a magical mountain so they couldn't get back down unless they jumped. But it was a magical mountain(like I said before)so when they jumped, whatever they yelled, they would turn into. So the asian guy jumped and yelled "Hawk!" and turned into a hawk. The chinese guy jumped and yelled "Eagle!" and turned into an eagle. The american guy jumps and yells..."Crap!"


Ahh.....that's like my favorite one. xD

[clooneyfan]

LOL.!
thats like this one:
3 men found a magic slide, as i said it was magic, so whatever you said you landed in.
the 1st man, yelled FORKS when he went down so he landed in forks,
the 2nd man yelled SASUAGES when he went down so he landed in sasuages,
and the 3rd man yelled PEE and landed in................
well you get the picture...